The Midlife Reset
5-in-1 Daily Ritual
The clean strawberry ritual replacing the $170 supplement shelf for women over 40 — in one 10-second scoop.
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The Midlife Reset - 5in1 Formula
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For 30 years, the supplement industry sold creatine to bodybuilders — while women, who naturally have 70-80% lower creatine stores than men, were left out.
Bloomette is the first 5-in-1 ritual built specifically for the woman your body actually became. No proprietary blends. No pink-tax markup. Just the exact stack Dr. Stacy Sims and Dr. Mary Claire Haver have been telling us we need.
Per 2-scoop serving: 5g micronized creatine monohydrate, 5g electrolytes (potassium, magnesium, sodium, calcium), 2g multi-type hydrolyzed collagen peptides (Types I, II, III, V, X), hyaluronic acid, biotin, vitamin C, chicory inulin fiber, 10-strain probiotic blend.
Allergens: Contains bovine collagen. Manufactured in a facility that processes milk, soy, eggs, wheat, peanuts, tree nuts, fish.
Free from: Sugar, GMOs, artificial sweeteners, artificial colors, fillers.
No. Women have 15-20x less testosterone than men — the hormone responsible for bulk. Creatine pulls water inside your muscle cells (firmer, more toned), not under your skin (bloat).
The bloat fear comes from old "loading protocols" (20g/day) designed for male bodybuilders. At 5g/day with no loading — which is our serving — water retention is minimal.
Manufactured in a cGMP-certified facility. Non-GMO verified. Third-party tested for heavy metals, microbes, and ingredient potency.
Every batch comes with a Certificate of Analysis available on request. Unlike "proprietary blends," every milligram is disclosed on the label.
Mix 2 scoops with 8-12 oz of cold water, your morning coffee, or your favorite beverage. Stir for 10 seconds.
Best time: Morning. Daily consistency matters more than timing — creatine works by gradually saturating your muscle stores over 3-4 weeks.
You'll notice hydration + electrolyte effects within days. Brain fog and energy benefits typically show within 2-3 weeks. Beauty + collagen effects in 6-8 weeks.
"I feel better at 47 than I have in 20 years." — Verified buyer
"In my experience, the change was dramatic — no more fog, no more losing words, no more forgetting why I entered a room." — Verified buyer, perimenopause
"After 2 weeks of one scoop a morning — it felt like my brain was on steroids." — Verified buyer, age 44
Over 10,000+ Sold
Modern Midlife Has
Left Women Empty
Bloomette is the first 5-in-1 ritual that fills the gap.
of perimenopausal women have never taken creatine — despite their bodies producing 70-80% less than men.
of lean muscle is lost every year during perimenopause — eroding strength, energy and metabolism.
Try It Risk-Free
We're so confident you'll feel the difference with The Midlife Reset that we back every bottle with a 30-day money-back guarantee. If you don't notice the energy, clarity and strength you've been looking for — simply reach out for a full refund. No questions. No subscription traps. Ever.
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Why Bloomette Beats Your
Current Supplement Shelf
Stop spending on five separate products that still leave you tired. One 5-in-1 ritual. Clinically dosed. No proprietary blends.
Bloomette
5-in-1 Ritual
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| 5g Creatine | ~ | ||
| 5g Electrolytes | ~ | ||
| 2g Multi-Collagen | |||
| Probiotics + Beauty | ~ | ||
| Transparent Dosing |